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Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
by Caroline Noire May 29, 2012
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Uncle Rukus

Named after the character Uncle Rukus off the T.V show The Boondocks; Is a word used to describe a black person who holds white people to a higher standard. Can also be substituted for the word Coon ( If used by a black person)
White people have more class then us blacks

There you go again being a uncle Rukus”
by TheRealJorden June 10, 2019
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the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
by Spawnos February 18, 2017
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Uncle Dane

Uncle Dane is an engineer main in the game Team Fortress 2. He usually makes tips and tricks for engineer mains. He wears a white beard and a white hat with magical power from Uncle Dane's nephews.
TF2 Guy 1: Hey, what about random crits?

TF2 Guy 2: Jeez. I hate those things.

TF2 Guy 1: Don't Pull an Uncle Dane.
by MemeZ The Memelord April 1, 2019
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i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.
e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!
by specimengold November 8, 2013
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Uncle Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez's even more perverted Uncle. It's when you have anal sex with a woman and pull out to slap each side of her face with your penis leaving a "5 o'clock
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She loves it when I giver her an uncle Sanchez
by Dj_AlkaHolic January 24, 2017
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Uncle Rick

The man and uncle we all love the most. He’s kind, teasing and a troll. He likes to mess with us but we love him anyway.

Not to mention he wrote the Percy Jackson series and got us obsessed with mythology even though we weren’t looking to!
Did you see Uncle Rick’s new tweet?”
Oh my gods yes! I love him so much!”
by Emily Goldstein October 16, 2020
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