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four-finger-twiddle-hook

Noun- The sticking of four fingers in the anus, twiddle them, and hook the anus.

Verb- To four-finger-twiddle-hook someone.
Ouch! My butthole is bleeding after that four-finger-twiddle-hook.
by Z12345678912345678910 May 23, 2007
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Twiddle Dick

A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009
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twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.
The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.
by thejtluv November 15, 2010
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Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.
by Mr. CP September 26, 2006
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Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class
There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.
by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008
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Twiddlepooper

Twiddlepooper
1) A person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.
2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.
3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks.
Example:
At coffee counter...
Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them.

In a psychoanalysis group...
Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
PATIENT 1: Complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.
PATIENT 2: Look at that crazy twiddlepooper!
by The Piffler June 19, 2008
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twiddle the nord

The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
by allnightdiver July 2, 2009
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