tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

teefaulk

Teefaulk is the rudest bitch around. At first glance she is a quite girl who keeps to herself, but don't be fooled she is secretly judging and mocking you. Teefaulk is ruthless behind her sweet quite exterior is the rute of all rudeness.

Person 1: you know I never saw that girl talk, what's her deal?

Person 2: don't be fooled, she's a total teefaulk

by Abbbbbbbbb November 22, 2013

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

fishin wif yur teef

it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.

Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef

by dashittiestshitshit July 19, 2010

tweeds

Also known as joint. Budz wrapped up in Z's and twisted at the ends. The earliest history I know of is from the movie 'Friday' (1995) quoted by Mr. Jones

"I betch ya'll been drinkin' that wine too, ain'tcha? And smokin' them tweeds and everything..."

by James S. November 29, 2004

Got Teef?

A question that is commonly posed to a number of dentally challenged individuals including but not limited to hockey players, hillbillies, rednecks, and crackwhores.

If you encounter any of these individuals, it is custom to say Got Teef?

by YoshiGirl February 22, 2005

Teef a Nug

1. Stealing a nugget from McDonalds. Often put into the context of 'Yo, nigger. Teef me a nug. I'm a hungry nigger.'

2. Blinding a small child via pure centrifugal force of a swinging testicle. Often put in the context of 'Yo, nigger. I just nugg teefed your daughter. I'm a hungry nigger.'

Either way, each act of nugg teefing is despicable and not socially acceptable.

1. Lets go to McDick's and teef some nuggs.

2. Lets go to McDick's and teef some nuggs.

Teef a nug.

by W-Supra09 June 28, 2009