Twatter box

The hole in the neck of people who smoke, where penis's are inserted and fucking.

Dude... I fucked her twatter box hard last night. She almost choked

by asian tit nipples January 26, 2009

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

by the ptcb master March 22, 2009

twatter snatch

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

Twatter

It's just like twitter but for cunts!!

Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Motor twatter

Motorboating the downstairs

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend

by G. Monk August 20, 2016

Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

Twatter

When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat

This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you

Go away you Twatter!

by Jabboa November 14, 2018