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twisted

Simultaneously under the influence of alcohol and marijuana: drunk and high
After i smoked that blunt, i killed that fifth and got twisted.
by lil weezyana November 18, 2007
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twisted noodle

When your brain is all twisted with different thoughts and oppions.
Woah man, this skunk is makin ma brain feel a lil twisted noodle.
by sucker CMC and Ray February 19, 2010
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Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
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toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019
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Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)
Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking
by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009
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lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore
Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.
by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017
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Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
by soozeh February 23, 2005
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