Turtleness

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.
by AJR fan June 23, 2018
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Turtle

Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)

This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.
by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018
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Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face
When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell
by Narvie July 17, 2005
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Turtle

A charismatic megafauna that teaches people the benefit of patience, sticking their necks out, and being comfortable in their own shell.
Friend: I don't know... I just want it all now.
You: Dude channel your inner turtle.
by Zepolness November 24, 2015
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turtle

Rolling your surfboard over to allow a large wave to pass over you.
That set was gnarly, I had to turtle twice to get past that lineup.
by Wave Kiper August 01, 2006
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Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
by louise46 December 09, 2010
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turtle

Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
by iamthyturtle January 12, 2012
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