Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

by ccans December 21, 2020

Tune Fucking

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo

Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"

by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 13, 2010

Tuna Fest

The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.

Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."

Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."

Person A: "Why?"

Person B: "Because you love weiner."

Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."

by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

TunisiaPhobia

- The fear of spending the rest of your life in Tunisia.
- Tunisian millennials have developed a unique kind of mass anxiety, which has gradually developed into a new phobia category in which is today defined as TunisiaPhobia.
- General symptoms include intense anxiety and fear of not being able to leave Tunisia, and start a better life somewhere else, or being forced to return for those who have already left.

- Hey Bayrem, why are you shaking? what's wrong?
- I think I am having another TunisiaPhobia attack again man...

by Hannibal Barca July 5, 2021

Magikarpal tunnel

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

tundreds

A whole lot. Tons of hundreds. An innumerable amount.

He's been with tundreds of chicks.

by DC Marbury Sr. June 9, 2007