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Get the tulip mug.After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.
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Get the ass tulips mug.Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.
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Get the Round Tuuit mug.A stinky tulip is when vigorous anal intercourse causes the recieving partner's rectum to prolapse, revealing the reddish pink rectum. The transverse folds of the rectum make it look much like the flower of a tulip with the stem shoved up your partners anus. It also, because of its location, is almost always stinky.
"I rode my girlfriend's ass so hard that I finally got to see her stinky tulip" or "Josh, even though you've never given me flowers, your stinky tulip is the gift that keeps on giving."
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