A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

A man with an exceptionally large dick
by peachpussy June 6, 2019

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022

"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"
Or
"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"
Or
"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"
by TrixieTripod December 12, 2013

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.
Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.
by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
