Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

tripod

matthew's cock

matthew haS A FUCKING tripoD

by ligma6969696 March 8, 2022

Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick

“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”

by peachpussy June 6, 2019

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

tripoded

To have 3 men in different orifices.

Montana is going to get tripoded tonight by those 3 guys she is with.

3 guys, 1 girl

by TessaK June 14, 2018

Tripod Hours

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

BBC Tripod

Iykyk

Jared: "Bro, look at Ash over there, what a BBC."

Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."

by AshySlashyUniverse September 22, 2022