Tripod

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.

What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.

by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick

“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”

by peachpussy June 6, 2019

Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022

Tripod

When you have one night stands for three days in a row.

"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"

Or

"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"

by TrixieTripod December 12, 2013

Tripoding

Having sex whilst standing up

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Tripod Trick

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.

Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.

by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019