by Twurzy July 7, 2018

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.
Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.
by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.
by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

Jared: "Bro, look at Ash over there, what a BBC."
Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."
Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."
by AshySlashyUniverse September 22, 2022

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023
