Small chocolate buttons, usually given to pets as a form of reward. Can also be given to small, but attractive men in the office when they sit underneath your desk.
Ohhh.... that AP temp. I just want him to sit under my desk so I can pet him and feed him choccie treats!
by Princess Lurpak of HR April 30, 2003
An Australian word used to describe the sighting of a particularly attractive person or body part of that person.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.
"Dude, eyes left....tasty treats"
"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."
"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."
by J-w-d August 25, 2007
Three Treats is when a person (preferably a woman) gets behind a dude and tongues his ass while "reaching around" and jacking him off. The third treat is when the free hand reaches up and massages his balls.
by D.W. Filson June 28, 2006
That milkshake with oreos, milk, chocolate syrup, and a snack pack was an amazing stoney-treat last night!
by Stoney McStonerson55 September 17, 2010
by Booty Call Tia August 27, 2009
by Bigbootybitch87 April 06, 2011
A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
by Scott B June 27, 2006