moisty towelette 

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

moisty towelette by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

Moist Towelette 

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

Moist Towelette by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

Pussy Towelette 

Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).

Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.

Pussy Towelette by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

pie toweling 

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

pie toweling by AliceDane April 29, 2020

tea toweled 

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."

tea toweled by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

Manufacture moist towelettes 

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.

It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes

Manufacture moist towelettes by Jbed450 May 21, 2021

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