towel pole

Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.

Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

towel-head

Muslim, especially arabic

by Darxide May 12, 2003

Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

by NarNar October 7, 2004

Towel Head

A Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

"I'm tired of all those damn Pittsburgh Towel Heads taking over our home stadium every year."

by notasociopath January 30, 2009

towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014

towel off guy

A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...

I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.

by gensysmike1 April 9, 2014

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016