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Torietes

Basicaly whenever you hear referance see an advertisement or see one the members of the Conservative party you just start randomly swearing as a result to show your disgust and hatred towards them.
Conservative supporter- "well it looks like this years election results led to a hung parliment but still with the conservaties having the most votes"
Conservative hater "F***ing w**kers how the f*** did they get in"
Conservative "I beg your pardon"
Coservative hater- "sorry it is just my {torietes} everytime I hear referance to see any members of the consersitive party I randomly swear, f***ing b******s"
by Anonymous454234 May 7, 2010
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Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
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torie

1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.

2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
by maxmilano2 August 16, 2011
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Torill

The most inspiring and lovable person in the world. Torill will brighten your day with her beautiful smile and always take you on adventures. Torill has a kind a heart and cares for her friends. If you are Torill's friend then never let them go because she is the best companion and human being to explore the world with. She is also very athletic and willing to try new things.
Hey Torill! wanna go (insert crazy adventure)?
Torill: "that's the best idea you've ever had! lets go!"
by badoomtush January 22, 2015
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The Tories

A Conservative party full of stuck up arseholes who are 99% of the time white old people who can usually be seen around the isles of m&s. The sight of the BLM movement makes them want to jump off of a bridge.
“Why did you just spit on that homeless person?”

“Because I am part of The tories.”
by Your local Karen February 22, 2021
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Torkel

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",
"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.
by General Squid June 19, 2010
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tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex
My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic
by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017
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