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When a girl rides a guy for sexual purposes
Did you hear Maria gave Tony top last night
“Yeah, hope he used protection
by Fuckyoubella June 14, 2019
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Topping

Defecating on top of someone else's food at a restaurant. As made famous by Penny Arcade's May 20th, 2011 Comic Strip entitled "It's Sweeping the Nation."
Dude, I'm at an Applebee's topping some guy's Southwest Egg Rolls!
by RedYoshi June 16, 2011
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a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.
There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!
by bitchdracula666 December 27, 2008
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Topping

Where a woman picks peices of shit iut her ass
Eww man shes topping
by Ferneheroh July 14, 2021
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When you’re ontop of the person while having sex (not standing on them dumbass)
who’s top?
me!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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( Used in Ireland mostly )

When a boy puts his hands on a girls tits

Usually when they’re meeting
“Hey could you ask your friend teegan if I could top her at the next disco”
“Ye well she said she would meet you anyways

“Sound”
by Sexyshitinacup January 21, 2019
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by Lawdkilo July 9, 2017
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