Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018

tooth pic

I want to trace your gums and teeth with my tongue. I want to know how your incisors and grinders came to grow. The whole story. How old you were and if it hurt. How sharp they are and if there's dirt. Like spinach or raspberry seeds. I want to know about recent loss and cavities. And if you're careless or vain about filling these. Tell me, too, if you want to know mine. How with age they respond to time. I'll let you touch them, lick them one by one. We'll be deeper friends when we are done.

"wanna get a dick pic?"
"fuck that. send me a tooth pic 🤤"

by Krkič April 24, 2019

Toothpick Axe

The sexual act of have a women sit on top of your penis, and have another person push down on top of her head while she screams, "Ace! Ace! Ace!" over and over again until one of the partners finish.

Hey Mike, I just got that video where the girl does the toothpick axe on that black guy!

by Andrew and your mom October 2, 2010

Another Toothpick

Someone with a terminal disease that causes them to lose an unhealthy amount of weight, making them resemble a toothpick.
Made famous by The Sopranos.

"Fuck. Another toothpick."
"What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person?"

by ycharls August 23, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick

Using a packet of sugar as a toothpick to clean your teeth

The man grabbed a Tennessee toothpick off the table so he could clean his chompers....giddy'up!

by Arthur T. Scumwell III Esq. May 22, 2010

toothpick

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.

Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.

by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018