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Snap-On Tool

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A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.
I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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simple tool

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A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.
On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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social tool

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-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
Demijan Savija is an enormous social tool!!!
by genetic freak March 26, 2009
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Stool Tool

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A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

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Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Crow-Shaped Tool

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A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."
by mikeohl December 14, 2007
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