love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 17, 2017

Tos ‘n Topple

Drinking game.

Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.

Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.

Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee

Person 1: Let’s play Tos ‘n topple
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I want to get drunk

by that.guy.lee January 05, 2024

Toed

To have Walker's feen rubbed all over ones face cuz he toed you once he told you twice

Bro did you witness him get toed?

by Lillyofthespedshed September 16, 2023

to

Is the most common word in the world.

Oh look. Somebody pooped in my butthole causing burning and itching butthole. to

by suckmyapple July 05, 2020

to

O ke kanaka aʻu i haʻi aku ai iā ʻoe e hele pū ana me ia a ke noʻonoʻo nei au i kahi ala e hana ai i nā mea i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka palekana me ia.

O ke kanaka aʻu i haʻi aku ai iā ʻoe e hele pū ana me ia a ke noʻonoʻo nei au i kahi ala e hana ai i nā mea i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka palekana me ia to.

by Abcvd January 11, 2024

to

you know what this means you fucking cunt. dont act like you dont.

"im going to play fallout 4."

by homelessplant July 03, 2019

to

The Originals is an American fantasy supernatural drama television series that began airing on The CW on October 3, 2013. It is a spin-off from The Vampire Diaries, existing in the same fictional universe known as The Vampire Diaries Universe.

-Have you seen the last season of to?
-Yeah, it was amazing!

by yaizsx June 24, 2020