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trombone

The most awesome brass instrument in the world.

Uses a slide to change notes.

Evolved from the ancient sakbut, the first brass instrument able to play a chromatic scale.

Has the same range as the Euphonium, or Baritone, usually based in the key of B flat.

Has many varieations such as the soprano, alto, tenor (the normal trombone), and bass trombone (which is also amazing).

"Trombone" means paperclip in spanish.
1) What's that awesome thing that guy is playing making those beautiful sounds?

A trombone of course!

2) Hombre! Puedes darme un trombon? Tengo que abrochar algunos papeles. (hey man! can you give me a paperclip? I have to fasten some papers.)
by Dwayne LaForce November 8, 2006
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Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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tradesman trombone

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.
Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022
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trombonaphone

A trombonaphone is what you search up when you try desperately to find the one word that isn't included in the Urban Dictionary.
It has no meaning whatsoever, and it's possible uses are only limited to your imagination.
"Oh my days, Michael is such a trombonaphone."

"Dude, watch me find a word that isn't in the Urb-Dic. Trombonaphone"
by The Sockslinger October 5, 2021
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rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat
by jd March 31, 2004
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rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky
man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood
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rusty trombone

While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.
i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.
by jake, sean, dave May 15, 2006
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