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if you think about it

A phrase one says before espousing a large amount of bullshit.
If you think about it, the Earth is flat because nobody has ever been to space - NASA just projects holograms in the sky for us to look at.
by anonymous July 16, 2021
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Magical Thinking

The belief that one exerts more influence over events than one actually has. I.e, being superstitious, or OCD with a positive goal in mind. It is the belief that we can control everything around us with our minds through activity, thought, and sometimes habit.

Everyone, in some ways, has magically thought before. It's a popular activity we have used a lot in our youth. The saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" is Magical Thinking. The hope that a stop light will turn green when you drive up to it, is magical thinking. These, of course, are small examples, compared to the grand mind controlling changes magical thinking can actually some up to.

My friend is the type of person who will cross the street at a crosswalk, keeping her eyes on the WALK light. She thinks, if i make it to the other side before it starts flashing DONT WALK, I'll have a good day. Conversely, she believes that if the light changes while she's still crossing, something, "vague but definitely bad" may occur. This is the type of magical thinking that is dependent on what's happening around us. Keep in mind, sometimes it can turn into extremes, like masochism, or martyrs syndrome, because there relies the hope that something eventually rewarding will happen. But this only happens to the less fortunate who can't control their mind well enough. Some are better than others. The more positive coincidences, the more powerful of a magical thinker you are.
Hey look at steve over there, his life is going wonderfully, he must be a good at magical thinking!
by EvieJay March 27, 2013
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
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men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
by ableventure November 24, 2013
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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
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This can replace that jira thingie.
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that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"
by I is phunny June 16, 2014
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