Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 29, 2017

I’m getting thick

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

by Hamper Hunter December 1, 2020

Thick44ness

The quality of not being able to reason before action. One might acquire the quality of Thick44ness by repeatedly getting him or herself killed along with everybody accompanying them.

You really need to dial back on your Thick44ness.

by ThrobbingMeat69 January 23, 2018

Dummy thick

When a chick is sooooo damn thick, she makes boys dumb af

Bro Kate is so Dummy thick , she made my IQ go down

by Jayyy13 May 23, 2018

Thickezoned

When a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think Blurred Lines is a good song

dumbass was singing blurred lines around her and got himself thickezoned

by slam bam look at that lamb October 4, 2013

thick af

someone with a huge ass or thighs.

boy 1: "damn did you see audrey's ass?"
boy 2: "i know! she's thick af!"
audrey: "stop looking your perv's!"

by lucyhale June 10, 2017

Thick'd

When a "Leeroy Jenkins" rushes in to a situation, or makes a poor decision, that forces the rest of your team in a less than desirable position, which generally ends in your demise or at the very least wastes everyone else's time.

"While we were playing Ark Survival, we got thick'd by Tony Schnur when he dragged an alpha T-Rex back to the base."

by JustSomeBeer October 9, 2017