Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
by SexRobot July 26, 2010
Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.
Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh
by chick1215 August 03, 2017
another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
by Dean Knight November 17, 2007
I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.
by rockinjellyfish April 23, 2006
A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.
Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.
I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.
Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!
I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.
Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!
by Killdozer May 01, 2007
Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.
Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.
by your worst n!ghtmare April 05, 2010
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
by shla'tekkin May 05, 2009