freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj August 03, 2015

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat May 27, 2018

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA May 14, 2018

Hella Gram

A term used to describe a fuck ton of weed in one area.

"holy shit dude I smoked Hella Gram last night.

Bro that dude sold me Hella Gram back in New York

by your fictional mother June 25, 2022

Trend Gram

A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The female equivalent of a Trend Pop

My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!

The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.

by redPooka August 28, 2012