Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

Bulk bang

noun

1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.

2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse

David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."

by CRJguy September 29, 2018

Bulk Many

Bulk Many is generally used in terms of measurement when there is a large amount of something.

You should know, I am hilarious and have made bulk many funnies tonight!

Having bulk many issues!!

How many, bulk many!

by Dark Phoenyx April 19, 2019

Bulk Room Gang

Bulk Room Gang is a group of various creatives and entrepreneurs primarily based in Abuja, Nigeria but with a reach as far as Yemen and South Africa. The name Bulk Room Gang comes from the practice of going to the Bulk Room in a bank to withdraw or deposit large sums. The group itself can be described as a secret society but members do not hide their association. The group is affiliated to the 7 network and the numbers 1,4 & 7 are used in the group’s lingo. What the group does exactly is unknown.

The Lamborghini Boys just pulled up Yunno it’s Bulk Room Gang season

by jajagang November 28, 2022

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022