Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge
Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole
by ThePoseiden.1243 December 03, 2019
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wings academy

School where a bunch of treeshes, babaz and want to be juju basketball players
Wings Academy Is Yo Juju Just Had Thirty On JQ .... Need To Get Like Him
by TheGuyzerr February 13, 2018
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Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.
What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

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by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018
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Wilmington Academy

A school full of slags and fat teachers like mr irlam

that will crush your bike because he's gay and oh yeah

don't forget about the weird kids
yo did u hear about Wilmington academy its shit
by yourmumis45 August 25, 2019
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Umbrella Academy

Gerard Way signed my Umbrella Academy book!
by EverybodyHatesMe June 10, 2015
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STEM Academy

The Downingtown STEM academy is a place where dreams go to die. The best and brightest kids are crippled socially, choosing to live under the 'cooperative and project based environment'.

Anyone who wants to maintain a set of extracurriculars and social events will be stuck staying up until 1 AM as the teachers don't give 2 shits about your well being.

The electives are a joke, and in 11th grade you essentially have to choose a career from their pool of 5.

Your GPA will get ruined unless you study constantly. Both of the other high schools are better. Even Downingtown West.
Kid 1: Hey how are you liking the STEM Academy?

Kid 2: Well, I chugged 2 redbulls and stayed up until 1 PM doing Biology. I love it!

Kid 1: Are you sure that's healthy?

Kid 2: Well, my teacher said that 2 hours of sleep is fine for someone my age.

Kid 1: Uhh...
by ahoymeboy February 15, 2017
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Moravian Academy

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.
"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"
by rifrafero September 24, 2008
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