Russ

Typically a dude on the shorter side with a massive dick! It takes him hours to tape his horse cock to his leg in the morning, just to go about daily activities. Godly good looks, and irresistible to women. Angelic singing voice, usually used for kareoke or slaying bitches! Ultra successful and might run for president, not sure yet. Voted sexiest man alive 6 years consecutively, but declines to, simply to give other men a chance. Honest, hard worker, and just overall great dude!
That Russ dude has a massive dick!
by Rusta59 November 24, 2021
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Puss Russ

A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.
Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.
by dorkyporkysmorky January 19, 2023
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uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.
by bigfoot889 June 02, 2017
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randy russ

Often having a small thing and gets no girls and no one likes him.
by Randyruss April 06, 2017
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Bryce Russ

Bryce Russ is the guy u see with 3 or 4 friends but he stands out the most. He has the best hair and is great in bed. He is physically fit and strong and will win in any fight that has meaning to it.
Girl: OMG! Do you see that guy in the back

Girl 2: oh that's just Bryce Russ. Sorry he's taken.
by HIV positive April 14, 2017
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Russed

when you are tired and bored and do nothing
you look completely russed
by 839759874689456797346984375983 November 24, 2020
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