The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
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It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
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"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
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