hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

HANDS

LOOK AT MY USERNAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NELLY MAMA HOOHAHOO WEEEEEE DOGGY -EYES BULGE OUT OF FACE-

I LOVE HANDS

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

no hands

the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"

(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...

by AL-B in the 313 February 25, 2007

hand

Acronym for "Have a Nice Day"

hand everyone!

by Saetern May 19, 2018

hand

A Neshaminy term made by Vince referring to the number 5

How much money do you have one you?
Oh, I only have a hand

by Counter-Culture Superheroes January 26, 2007

handful

used to describe testicles of quite decent size.

Sarah: So, are his big, small, what? Like, golf ball sized, or ping pong balls?

Jane: I don't know about all that, but they're a good handful.

by itsmeduhhh338 April 13, 2009

no hands

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.

"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004