raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009

punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

balls to the face

When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.

Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.

by Laynie and Lorraine November 6, 2006

nuts in the face

A basketball term used when someone executes a dunk with authority, hangs on the rim, lifts up his legs as if he was teabaggin his opponent (putting his scrotum on another’s head). See also ding alling dinner

Oh shit shaq just went nuts in the face on that nigga

by finnadat May 24, 2004

shoot me in the face

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

punch the face of god

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.

Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God

by ADCS May 22, 2009

punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

by tinogrrl January 12, 2011