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spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
by wally4444 July 31, 2011
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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!
by me March 28, 2003
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spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
by RNPS April 27, 2008
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spacca from the ashes

when a spacca just wont go!
OMG Chris is back again! He's like a spacca from the ashes!
by evilaphrodite October 13, 2007
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TheSpaceDan

TheSpaceDan is a fortnite twitter artist. He is a really good artist and friend.
Woah, you are friends with TheSpaceDan? Hes an amazing artist!
by Frostea December 20, 2020
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