texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

texan rancher by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

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Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.

Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.

Texan Tussler by Derkaiser91 July 17, 2016

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Texan Tick-Tock

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish

"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"

Texan Tick-Tock by Big_Kinky_Boy October 20, 2016

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Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.

Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.

Texan Roach by MightyMega June 24, 2017

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

Texan Skull Crushing by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking

He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.

Texan smile by semenenvic November 11, 2017

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texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.

I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito

texan toquito by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

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