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teper

(noun) A large gelatinous blob with a flat top and a hyperactivity problem
-often attracted to duct tape

(verb) to act in the way of the teper
goddamnit stop being such a teper

O MY GOD YOU'RE TEPERING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
by DownWithWindows January 17, 2005
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Temperamental

A person that can explode at any given moment, one minute everything can be super-duper and their company that of something wonderful and the next they are loathsome. They are very volatile and often the hothead. I know this how? I am describing me.
Joe Bloggs: "Hey come on wake up its 7 AM I am up so get your lazy ass out of bed"

Temperamental person: "GET THE $#%! OUT OF MY $#%!ing ROOM YOU STUPID $#%!"

..A while later..

Joe Bloggs: "Oh so you have finally emerged then and are you all right now?"

Temperamental person: "Huh, what you on about? I have always been fine what's for breakfast?"

Joe Bloggs: "Err your little going off on one?"

Temperamental person: "Yeah well, you shouldn't disturb my morning time then should you luv!"

Joe Bloggs: "Well YOU should be up and not sleeping the morn away!"

Temperamental person "$#%! OFF YOU STUPID PIECE OF $#%!.. I AM NOT YOU SO STOP INTERFERING THE $#%! IN MY $#%!ing life!!!"

..End..
by Child-Of-Corruption July 1, 2005
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Tipper Gore

the ' random spaoken word album is become the media by jello biafra who was the singer in dead kennadys
by aaron October 17, 2003
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clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.
by DamianFoye October 18, 2006
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Taint Tipper

taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.

When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.
by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010
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toe tapper

A male who taps his foot in a public restroom stall as a signal that he is looking for gay erotic pleasures.
That senator from Idaho got caught trying to get some doodle in the restroom. Who would have thought he was a toe tapper.

That fool Greg doesn't like boobs so he must be a toe tapper.
by Nick and Evan January 2, 2009
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temperature

The only word spoken by Sean Paul that can be understood
Sean Paul: hoomandeweiyeadedchineigtdry temperature keepinuunuhoh
Listener: WTF?
by Pblcnme October 20, 2006
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