A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.
the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.
the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.
Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!
by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018
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A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the Teardrop tatoo mug.is usually a female hat doesnt choose very good boyfriends, but the one that she marries will be really good for her. usually isn very tall. typically from hawaii, or is par hawaiin. is a really good friend, can trust her with your life. just a good person overall.
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by D_G February 11, 2010
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Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.
by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011
Get the Orphan Tears mug.Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
Get the male tears mug.A form of "artistic expression" performed like a circus of chaos, from jumped-up wankspanners who feel that their microphone is their life, which is slowly being crushed, and they want to share that pain with you. The wannabe hardcore MC. Not the established, quality MCs of choice and legend, who know how to let music breathe.
No... these fuckonaughts want to tell you stories in the form of FIREBARZ over the top of the music, making the already dynamically fucked music (redlines are ace, ok?!?) even more obsolete. They insist on having more bars than the actual tune itself. One MC in Bognor is apparently still going since last Saturday night. No longer do they care about keeping it short and sweet. If they got a blowy from a bit of a slapper round the back of the supermarket, you'll hear about it over the top of a Flip n Fill tune during a vocal breakdown.
Their fans apparently constantly come up to them and ask, "why aren't you king of the fucking world?" or so they say. There are as of yet no apparent witnesses to this phenomena...
No... these fuckonaughts want to tell you stories in the form of FIREBARZ over the top of the music, making the already dynamically fucked music (redlines are ace, ok?!?) even more obsolete. They insist on having more bars than the actual tune itself. One MC in Bognor is apparently still going since last Saturday night. No longer do they care about keeping it short and sweet. If they got a blowy from a bit of a slapper round the back of the supermarket, you'll hear about it over the top of a Flip n Fill tune during a vocal breakdown.
Their fans apparently constantly come up to them and ask, "why aren't you king of the fucking world?" or so they say. There are as of yet no apparent witnesses to this phenomena...
Alright, I just got back from bargain booze. Time for another Tearout. This goes out to the guys in chipping road.
by MC ROOM 3 January 4, 2019
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