thecataclysmo

The one. The only. A man who had surpassed the mortal realm and into godhood. The deus ex machina of our current society.

Guy 1: My crops are dying, I don't think I would survive this winter.
Guy 2: Pray to thecataclysmo and everything will be alright.

by Preliator July 28, 2022

tcatastrophe

vehicular manslaughter on a massive scale

i just caused a tcatastrophe at that anime convention

by bigfella05 December 16, 2022

techtangle

your phone. a tech rectangle. also a mess

since we both rebooted our phones because the pics didn’t send we’ll never know whose traitorous techtangle was to blame

by xtifr May 16, 2023

Techtard

People who think they're being scammed or hacked because of a visual technical issue.

John thought Bob was hacking him because his screen was taking forever to load over screenshare.
"John, stop being a techtard and have some patience."

by Valpin January 3, 2024

TeAtarangi

TeAtarangi - new beginnings ✨️

TeAtarangi new beginnings is in the future .

by Sassy07 April 16, 2024

Techtalitarian

The process by which autocraties and oligarchies use Social Media to modify public opinion. Using technology to spread opinions that demonise minority groups and stoke nationalism and populism.

“I think Elon is doing amazing things for free speech”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Tarquin. He’s a raving techtalitarian”

by Naaaaay! January 9, 2025

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026