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Tapestry

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tapestry
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Tapeshit

Refers to a piece of media that, for no particular reason other than aesthetics, is set in the past anywhere between the 1960s to the 90s, spanning the time when digital information was stored on magnetic tapes. This term particularly applies when the story in question could have just as easily been a contemporary piece set in modern times and yet often invokes analogue technologies in some half-hearted attempt to gain some nostalgia points, or features advanced science fiction/supernatural elements where they would otherwise not belong.
"Hey, you wanna watch Stranger Things?"
"No, I'm not into tapeshit."
by The Amazing Meh-man August 26, 2025
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dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.
I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.
by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018
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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.
Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!
by gangstah Dan March 7, 2019
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spinning tapes

by sk8r28 May 20, 2021
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Spinning tapes

I was just spinning tapes at the skatepark this morning
by Harrisonsamug May 20, 2021
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partridge.tapes

a very swag editor😩✋
no I can’t hang out today i’m busy binge watching partridge.tapes’ videos on repeat <3
by anotherrandomeditor September 27, 2021
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