Takeo

Really cool guy from Call of Duty Zombies. He is Japanese and fought against the Americans in World War II, until he was captured by Dr. Richtofen and forced to fight zombies in various locations endlessly. He is known for his funny little mustache, love of honor, ancestry, and the emperor, as well as having a sword, but not using it.

I must restart until I get Takeo

by frogsoot May 2, 2020

take a knife

If a fool takes a knife he stabs enemies in the back. A wise man will cut himself free before he wants to stab others in the back!

Take a knife, now cut yourself free!

by I, Wreckerrr July 17, 2021

Take a spoonful

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

by emffas!s January 26, 2011

Take a jizz for my wizz

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

double take

giving something/someone a second glance, after initially taking notice the first time.

I did a double take when I walked past Britney in the hallway....sweetness!

by hipster April 2, 2004

Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

by cazort August 25, 2003