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Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.
*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"
by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019
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tasty_rock

tasty_rock writes good fanfic but it's mainly smut lmao
omg tasty_rock new fanfic was so weird
by swaggyhoe2829 July 12, 2021
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igloo taffy

The act of gnawing on a mans testicles while located inside of an igloo in order to stay warm.
“You wouldn’t understand igloo taffy. It’s a bro thing” - Josh
by Igloo taffy July 28, 2021
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taffy butt

A taffy butt is a butt that holds treasure. In other words, it will always keep one coming back for more.

It comes from the show "Bob's Burgers," on which Tina rejects Jimmy Jr. and, upon gazing at his ass as he walks away, declares that "Every time I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in." The episode is a parody of The Goonies, in which the kids try to find treasure in an abandoned taffy factory. Inside the factory is a dummy made of taffy that was used to confuse intruders. At the end it is revealed that the treasure was inside the taffy man all along, and as the credits begin to roll the song "Taffy Butt" by Cyndi Lauper plays, which is a parody of her song "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" from The Goonies. The lyrics explain that the treasure is in the taffy man's 'taffy butt'. Basically the taffy man and his 'buried treasure' are a parallel of Tina's lust over Jimmy Jr.'s booty.
(lyrics) "You have a taffy butt. / There's treasure in that butt. / I want that taffy butt."
by righterman February 17, 2014
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Tattybojangles

Breasts, Boobs, Melons, Tits, Milk factories, Wongles, cushions, bongo's, coconuts, mammary glands, Jugs, Cans, Funbags, Rack.

Massive tits.
Jack: So what did you do last night Henry?

Henry: I Chubbed me some Tattybojangles, man.

Example 2:
Henry: Check out the tattybojangles boyo.

Jack: Man dey is huuuuuge. sweeeeeet.
by Henry leonard. July 17, 2009
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taffy pull

A large group of self-absorbed people gathering for the purpose of patting themselves on the back, telling the world how great they are, and jacking off
I watched the Academy Awards last night. What a Taffy Pull!
by Tiny908 January 27, 2008
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Tasty Treats

An Australian word used to describe the sighting of a particularly attractive person or body part of that person.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.
"Dude, eyes left....tasty treats"

"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."
by J-w-d August 31, 2007
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