Crotch Taffy 

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

Crotch Taffy by Suldog October 19, 2009

laffy taffy 

Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.

This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.

laffy taffy by thatguyernie January 9, 2006

laffy taffy 

This is the really dirty version....
It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips.

"Shake that Laffy Taffy"

laffy taffy by siz January 20, 2006

Laffy Taffy 

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.

Laffy Taffy by Tingle May 30, 2004

Ass Taffy

The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.

After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.

Ass Taffy by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008

peach taffy 

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

peach taffy by bert530 March 26, 2017

maple taffy 

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

maple taffy by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017