Tabi

Tabi is the shortened form of the name, Tabitha. Tabi is an awesome, beautiful and just all around cool person to know, and if you don't know her, your life sucks.

Tabi is coming over and I can't wait to talk to her!

Tabi is the sexiest brunette alive!

by Scoobz October 29, 2006

Taboo

adj.

Something no one likes to talk about #awkward

Pubic hair, masturbation, death, sexual anatomy, and the porn industry are all taboo subjects!

by JeanetteMandy July 24, 2015

Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

tabooma

Take
A
Bite
Out
Of
My
Ass

If you don't like what I cooked for dinner, TABOOMA!

by Eggshell Von Terrible August 4, 2016

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

Taboo Wonder

Alternative slang for attractive (hotter than they have a right to be) pre op Transsexual women and/or Shemales, that has poisoned the mind of a otherwise heterosexual male, as it better describes the subject of illicit fantasies one otherwise would never have thought possible. That one is in fact #1> A Taboo and #2> A Wonder to the eye of the beholder causing possible detritus to many and all, in the manner of a sub genre of porn that has overtaken the internet where 90% of the viewers are bored straight men.

Dan: "According to Capcom of Japan, Poison from the Final Fight beat 'em up video game is a pre op Shemale, dood!"

Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."

Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

can'tabis

A person who shuns marijuana usage. A play on the word cannabis.

Nancy: Say no to drugs.
Ronald: Come on Nance, don't be a can'tabis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007