Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.
The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."
by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009
Get the Sympathy baiter mug.Having sex with someone as you feel sorry for them. Typically used when either instigator has just left a relationship.
by Monty Bob July 23, 2007
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1. ) Hey Mel! If I break my arm jumping off this tree fort would you give me sympathey head?!?!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!
by wordsRus June 3, 2009
Get the Sympathey Head mug.Guy #1: Man, I hate working at Chuck E. Cheese! When a little kid puked the new cashier threw up after watching. Now I have to clean up both!
Guy #2: Sounds like she's a sympathetic vomitter
Guy #2: Sounds like she's a sympathetic vomitter
by mimimimimi June 30, 2009
Get the Sympathetic Vomitter mug.When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
by Kooky23 October 19, 2009
Get the sympathy flush mug.A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.
Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.
Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.
Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?
Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.
Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!
Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.
Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.
Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!
Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.
by HPfag February 6, 2010
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