scuffedpc

A tooth-less addict that does not know when to stop gambling.

I had just turned 50m to 10b and was about to pay back debt but I pulled a Scuffedpc.

LETS GO BOYS WE TURNED 50M TO 1B IM SO HAPPY MAN

loaner 1: hey scuffedpc can i get payback?

scuffedpc: FUCK OFF U DIRT BAG LETMEWORKWITHITBUD PIECE OF SHIT

scuffedpc: *bans loaner 1:

by n1gg3Rsl4v3 November 3, 2020

On Shuffle

The state a woman is in when she sleeps with multiple men at random

That girl's on shuffle.

by nufadzoo August 1, 2008

tranny shuffle

The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.

Oh no, it's only 9:00 PM, it's way too early for the tranny shuffle!

by Dominic Angelo November 15, 2009

Maber Shuffle

This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.

"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"

Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!

by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010

Shields Shuffle

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles

"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*

by The Chaps March 20, 2014

420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

Knee Shuffler

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020