Cistern Swirley

French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva

Gave my partner a cistern swirley last night or I got cistern swirled at a party.

by Raynespider July 7, 2022

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts

My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys

by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022

oralanic swirle

when some girl gets her mouth cummed in and the guy swirls his dick around her mouth until she throws up

“yo Katherine got an oralanic swirle by jayson”

“can you give me a oralanic swirlie

by keys#5703 November 4, 2022

The swirlies

That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies

"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."

by crispysouup September 23, 2023

atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.

The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024