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A swirlee is a mild form of vigilante justice in which the offender is marched by several enforcers to a toilet where his head is forced into the bowl and held there while one of the handlers repeatedly flushes the toilet, causing the waters to swirl about the victim's submerged head for 10 seconds or so. The goal is not harm but humiliation.
After Marco made a scene at the bar, Tiny and Luca marched him into the Men's Room and gave him a well deserved swirlee.
swirlee by Marcomentum September 5, 2016
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Jamaican Swirlee 

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”
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Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

Shirleen 

The awesome-est girl you will meet. You will think your life just completed when you look in her eyes, yes she is very gorgeous. Sweet and fun ;)
Have you seen shirleen today? I want to feel like i fell in love again and again.
Shirleen by yourdreamgirl May 18, 2011

chocolate swirlie 

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
chocolate swirlie by robio January 16, 2003

Swarleen 

If you know a Swarleen, you're lucky. She's always a really caring person and will be down to help you out with shit. She has a really dirty mind and if you say anything to her, she can make something dirty out of it. She loves listening to music, mostly rap
Person 1: Yo know Swarleen
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people

Person 1: True again lol

Swirlseypop 

“Did you see Swirlseypop’s new animated short called “coded?”

“Yes! It was amazing and I would watch it again”
Swirlseypop by MysticalDuck November 8, 2020
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