south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

slanket

A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.

I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.

by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008

shanked

prison slang for getting stabbed with a home made knife repeadedly and swiftly

"you better gimmie dat cornbread son, or you finna get shanked!" said inmate dontrelle to his cellmate

by max powell April 20, 2005

spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.

Man, our team got spanked!

by Borble August 20, 2003

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Skankel

One who does not or has not grinded with a girl or boy

He was a skankel at the club last night

by jjajajjajajjajjajaj April 10, 2008

Skankerous

A skank that is infested with disease. Coming from the english "Skank" and the english word "Cankerous".

"your Mother is quite skankerous..."

by pudgums June 24, 2009