Surfacism

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

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John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.

by Incendio September 12, 2018

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 02, 2022

Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.

After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy December 01, 2017

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 02, 2014

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 22, 2016