Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

Comeback STROKER

Dick Stroke so good that you gotta have it again.

I got that comeback stroker.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.

"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."

by hairydolphin217 May 20, 2020

chicken stroker

A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing

get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker

That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.

by Odinsleftbollock June 30, 2021

STROKER

A Porsche driving spanner wanker that still lives at home and complains how stressful his life is.

His a Stroker

by Strokermagic August 28, 2024

silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'

"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"

by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025