Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality

"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"

by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

stribing

When you're kinda stressed but you're kinda chill and vibin

Friend: How are you?
Person: I got some stressful stuff coming up I'm kinda stribing if you get me.

by Garlicbread conisuer December 9, 2019

Stoobing

The act of stooping down, resting your elbows on your knees while smoking a joint (doob), or any other marijuana related substance. In some smaller circles also used for cigarettes.

"Hey dude, do you mind stoobing over the ash tray? This is a new couch..."

by theActualRealLegend27 October 13, 2021

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016