A straus is a boy or a girl who loves cock. He loves to suck it and sometimes bite it he dresses up as a furry in order to cope with his own crippling depression and he likes to jack off with his dog he comes up with stories that make people cringe and want to kill them self’s and he tends to make kids cry straus is a faggot and most people want him dead but it would never happen because he creates weapons he is scared of vaginas and is an all out Fag he loves to touch little kids and when he has sex with his boyfriend they invite animals and when it comes to fucking he prefers the girl animals. Wesley is a cunt and a faggot he is the coolest loser you will ever meet and his moms a virgin.
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(verb) The act of placing ones anus tightly against another's open mouth and blowing poo flakes down their throat. the anus being the star and the poo flakes being the dust, hence Stardusting.
by Rolando X January 18, 2009
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Get the stratus mug.1. The last name of the family that can totally PWN yours in anything. Yes, anything. Oppose them and you shall be severly slapped.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
2. To be PWNED by someone clearly superior than you.
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