package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

by Joon Joon August 27, 2011

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staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

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Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.

Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.

by lifeduzt March 11, 2010

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Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010

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safe-stalking

stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.

ex. what moms do on facebook.

person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."

by sheepmeeper December 14, 2010

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