Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

pan shite

When you unnecessarily panic like fuck

"Bob thought his wife was cheating, when she was actually just at work, he was in a total pan shite

by DefinatelyNotConor June 28, 2018

utter shite

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

by princessep April 14, 2020

flight of shite

A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail

"Stand downwind of Clive and you'll be right in his flight of shite"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

bag-o-shite

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.

What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

The Shite

An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum

"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games"

"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."

by NewtronBomb October 30, 2008